If you’re like me, you work hard for peoples’ happiness and satisfaction – not just in business, but also in life. So what does that mean for you when you get any less than a full five stars?
Sheer Panic
Honestly, I’m a people-pleaser and when my efforts aren’t appropriately reflected in my star rating, whether it be Etsy, Facebook, or what-have-you, I panic. A million questions fill my mind: What did I do wrong? Was I not polite enough? Should I lower my prices? As I panic and ponder, my vision begins to fade and all I can see is the bright swirling of stars in my face. Why did I lose a star!?!
This is an exact quote from my Etsy page. Sounds like a five-star review, right? Wrong.
SELLER was terrific…you can tell customer service is important to her! The personalized bags were nicely done and are just a unique and perfect way to ‘wrap’ jewelry/gift cards/and other ‘smaller’ gift items for gift giving!
I sold this very kind lady three 4×6″ organza bags with personalized, heat-pressed vinyl lettering for a total of $1.35 plus shipping. I was very excited for her because she wanted to use them to hold Holiday gift cards. I thought it was such a fabulous idea! The whole transaction went smoothly. She asked questions, I answered promptly, and she seemed so pleased. When she received the product, she again contacted me with questions. She wanted to know why this name, , appeared to have an “e” between the “r” and the “a.” I understood where she was coming from and politely informed her it was the font. Without argument or judgment, I offered to completely redo the one, sent her alternate font options, and told her it would be in the mail next day. She seemed so pleased with my offer and politely declined. She said she’d happily use the bag and now saw how the font added the little loop. Yet, I got this:
I’m still cringing at the rating. There was no reasonable explanation as to why I lost a whole star. Especially because my Etsy account is fresh, this could make or break my start-out. As silly as it sounds, it hurts all around and I will think about this for quite some time.
Does Anybody Really Care?
Well, do you care? About the star rating, that is. I want to say that I don’t care, but it means more than you or I think, and frankly, it’s stupid.
As you can see in this image, there is a vague understanding of the five-star rating system. Pretty much if you have anything below four stars, you’re crap. For online stores like Etsy, you only get full stars. So right now I think I only have 4 reviews. That’s how new I am at selling. I do have an “average” rating of five stars, but if those that don’t understand what only four stars or three stars mean, I could lose my “Excellent” average and be royally screwed at selling on Etsy again. Facebook is a little different because you have the option to hide your reviews.
So is the above correct or is the below correct? Why is the star system so complicated! Do you like it or not?! Maybe the below is more likely. At least at three stars the person “liked it.” Also, why do you even have to give a star? If you hate something, why does that review deserve any stars?
What Really Matters When You Shop
I only partly take Amazon star ratings into account when I’m shopping. What I actually do when I’m deciding on Amazon purchases is to read the reviews. Star ratings with no words mean nothing to me. I start with the one-star reviews. I read why they chose a one star. Then I move on to two stars. Why did they choose only two? Then I move on to three stars and so on.
The things people have to say about a product is what makes the difference. I will use the Kitchenaid Classic stand mixer on Amazon as an example. The product has a 4.5-star rating. So by the chart above, it is “Excellent.” This does not mean there are no reviews at one single star.
In case you cannot see the words, it is titled “Don’t wast your money.” It then reads:
“Mixer is 6 months old. Used once weekly for light duty mixing (cake batter). Mixer started making strange noises. Kitchen Aid support said it sounded normal. Then squeaking started. Opened machine to find screw loose. Apparently, this is a common problem. I am unable to open the housing to get to the screw to tighten. The product is junk.”
So when I read this, I like to take into account major points. It’s six months old, it was used for light duty, called support before the squeaking started, found a loose screw, couldn’t tighten it. Junk.
First of all, I have a Kitchenaid Mixer and I absolutely love it, so it probably wasn’t the best example. So, in this case, I will be objective. Simply, I do not believe based on the issue it is immediately to be considered “junk.” Therefore, I wouldn’t stop at this single review. I would keep reading and reading and would basically end up deciding yes or no based on these types of key points.
Here’s another great example why the star rating is stupid. This review had four stars and the author of the review had to start out and explain exactly why.
The reason my Kitchenaid did not get Five stars is not because it didn’t do a good job, but because of incomplete instructions. On my first usage so far, after washing the bowl and beaters. I proceeded to mix homemade yeast bread. Upon removing dough from bowl there was some gray streaks in the dough. At their web site after trouble shooting it stated that a polishing material is used on stainless steel and prevents no danger but to rub this material wash bowl with salt and lemon or scrub with baking soda. It would really have been nice if that had been stated in the instruction booklet.
Thank you to the author for clarifying, but, with such precious meaning to each level of star power, I would not take a star off for the included instructions being vague. Thank goodness we are in the day and age with the internet and this shouldn’t be a real complaint anymore. But it is. And I do respect that. I will, however, continue to love my espresso professional level Kitchenaid stand mixer and love it forever. Becuase that thing will live forever.
Take Away the Stars!
I honestly would be happy not seeing stars. I like when I go to take a survey and there’s the 1-10 and it tells you what each means. It’s still not that great, but I like it. In fact, I would give it four stars. My point is, I want the stars to go away and to replace it with honesty. Write reviews for days! Make lazy people read for once to find out what others thought of a product. Stop ruining good peoples’ days for stupid star averages.